Be open minded

    If people are supposed to be open minded then that would mean our brains would be on the outside. But since we are born with them on the inside, does that mean that we are naturally closed minded? So, therefore we have to unscrew them to be open and let things in, then screw them back up. Because we're all a little screwy. That's why most people have screws. "Has a few screws loose." Heard that term before?
Well there you go!
   
     But we have to remember to be open minded now and then. Because if we keep it closed for too long, in the dark grows mold. And who wants moldy minds? But there are people like that unfortunately and there are reprocusions. As the mold grows, so does the bacteria, and eventually it enters your entire blood system. So now your mind is slowly dissolving and after a while people really don't care what you say because you make no sense. Side effects may include, but aren't limited to, rudeness, stupidity, inability to properly have a conversation with another human being, and hearing problems.
    
     Now it is sometimes difficult to find the area between too open or too closed that is just the right amount.
If it's open all the time or too much, the mind becomes overwhelmed. Thoughts get very crowded. It's hard to have an opinion. Someone who is too open minded can be compared to a garbage can on the sidewalk. People just toss all kinds of things inside and next thing you know, you're overflowing and need to be changed out. (Some people, I think, definitly need a new brain!) Anyway, less the smell, find a boundary.
    
     Back to the screws. Screws are good because they hold so well. Keys get lost, hinges break and it's easy to get inside. And knobs, that just wouldn't work. But screws are hidden easily, unless you're bald. Just like fingerprints, everyone's screws are unique. This whole idea also explains the effects of aging. As you grow older much further in life things start to shrink and shrivel. That's why old people are so crazy and lost is due to the shrinking process and screws falling out. And of course....they can't find their glasses to locate the screws.
  
     And that is the distintion between open minded and closed minded and how it all fits together! (Get it? Fits?)