Of all the fish in the sea who would you like to be? Some are slow and some are fast. Some lost their map and get lost in the splash. Are you at the top of the food chain, large and in charge? Or at the bottom shy and submissive? In the dark debths hiding and you are the only light or leaping out the water for others to see a beautiful sight?
People seem to refer to the saying, I caught the best fish in the sea. Well, in my mind, a fisherman would be extremly excited about catching a bass or something. Are you calling me a prize bass? What exactly is the best fish in the sea to you? Personally, I don't want to be a bass. To me, those are some ugly fish hung and stuffed on the wall as a prize trophy to show off to others. Some people might not even care about your bass and think she's tacky(usuallt they're always female) "Hi George! I want you to meet my new award winning wife.I caught her and just couldn't throw her back. Best fish in the sea! She's big and fat like the prize bass on my wall!" I tell you what, if I was a swordfish I'd stab him. I'm not going to mention where that might be. If your signifigant other has said that to you, you might want to ask what fish he or she is refering to.
So in case you are on the lookout and are trying to decide which fish to hook, here are a few examples:
Angel fish. These are one of the most beautiful fish but are very sensitive to change. They get along with other species just not ones of its own kind. So, possibly if you're in a gay relationship you may not want an angelfish. They're also vegitarians.
Lionfish....the show stoppers! Long fins, striking coloration. They are the perfect blend of beauty and danger. They have long spines are can be very dangerous, and poisonous. So, they are agressive creatures and like meat. If you like going out are having someone good looking on you arm, they're for you!
Clownfish...can be independent and don't nessecarily have to be funny. With a partner they can be territorial or possesive however. Easy on the eyes.
Batfish.....They're kinda slow moving and mellow. When you come at them to strong they try to play dead and avoid the situation. So if you want to dominate in a relationsip you may want a batfish.
A Seahorse...They're fun to look at and also kind of lazy. They don't like to much motin going on around them so if you like to party, you may not want a seahorse. They also love seafood.
Eels...these are the gothics of the water. They like it dark and sleep most the day. They are also not very committed and run easily. And eat just about anything, so watch out for bitting. Unless you're into that kind of thing too.
Gobies...have a very special pelvic fin like a suction cup. Need I say more? They are pretty to look at and easy to feed......
Blowfish...in my opinion, you don't want one. Unless you like someone else being in charge of you. If an argument arrives then they are the ones to let you have it. If you get too feed up and deciede to murder your partner they will kill you in the process. That can be a very sad situation for loved ones. They are unsually have weight control issues also.
Of course there are many other fish in the sea but these are just a few examples. Maybe it will help give you an idea of what "best fish" of a partner you want. It might even make a cute nickname for them. "My sweet little gobie!"
